- I am two days away from dreadlocks. I’m rocking my huge, curly white girl fro. Hard water and no hair dryers.
- FINALLY, I have travel insurance. Yay, I can feel more reckless with pedestrian crossings, gun fire, rabid dogs and terrible wiring.
- Checking out of the hotel early this morning the concierge stuck his hand into my cleavage. Saying there was something on my dress and he was wiping it off. So I slapped his hand. And we had a talk and he admitted it was a stupid thing to do. And he just wasn’t thinking. It was very early. And I must forgive him. And I mustn’t mention it on Trip Advisor. And he was so sweet and tearful that I wasn’t even angry.
- Theres a solid Kombucha trade here, among other vegany-hipster shizz
What will I jam in my cakehole today? 